security

 “Does [security guard] like not really talk to you anymore?” he asks.

“Not really. I think it’s that they’re making him wear a mask now.”

“Hmm,” he says.

“Yeah,” the other guy says. “Like, he just looks like he’s tired and wants to get the buildings locked up as fast as he can.”

“Maybe,” he says. “I saw him in Science tonight and he didn’t have a mask but he’s still like, ‘hey, have a good night,’ and kind of stomped off.”

“Hmm,” the other guy says.

“Did we like fuck his wife or something?” he asks.

“Maybe he was allergic to the cookies we baked them,” the other guy says.

“Yeah,” he says and laughs. “He spent all Christmas break in the hospital because he’s like fucking allergic to peanuts or some shit. Haha.”