“The floors are sticky in ER,” he says.
“Fuck,” the other guy says.
“Yeah,” he says. “They’re not like terrible but
they’re pretty obviously sticky.”
“I’ll mop them.”
“Just seems like such a fucking waste of time to have
to mop the floors the next night. Like it’s a huge time sink and I don’t think
it leaves the bathroom any cleaner than just cleaning them by hand.”
“Yep. That’s the thing,” the other guy says. “I think
if you have a super expensive tool for cleaning you probably shouldn’t
have to fucking clean up after it.”
“We could tell Joe we don’t want to use it,” he says.
“Yeah,” the other guy says.
“But I also feel like he’ll be bummed out because he
spent a ton of money on it.”
The other guy laughs.
“We can just keep making floors sticky so he feels
like it was a smart purchase.
He laughs.
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