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“If you’re not up in five seconds you can draw yourself a new job,” he says to the other guy who is drawing on a sketchpad.

The other guy says, “Heh. That’s funny.”

“If you’re not up in five seconds you can draw yourself a new job,” he says a few nights later and the other guy laughs again.

He is sitting staring at his phone when the other guy rounds the corner and says to him, “If you’re not up in five seconds you can tweet yourself a new job.”

“Nice,” he says.

“It would be funny if they got more syntactically insane over time,” he says.

“If you don’t have a new job in five seconds you can find yourself a new job a new job,” the other guy says.

They both laugh.