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He carries the vacuum attachment to the Kaivac and the other guy pushes the Kaivac along the sidewalk.

“Would be kinda funny,” he says, “to have a game show where people beat each other to death with Kaivac parts.”

“Hmm,” the other guy says. “Janitor death match.”

“Yeah.”

“What about a post-apocalyptic janitor movie where the last two guys alive have to fend for themselves with nothing but Kaivac parts,” he says.

“In a world where everyone is dead and there are maybe zombies or some other shit, two men survive with nothing but bleach bottles and a Kaivac,” he says.

“Yeah,” the other guys says, “and it’s actually just really obvious product placement for the Kaivac.”

“Haha, yeah,” he says and he leans against the glass door of the building they are about to enter. “I would be dead if not for this extendable vacuum attachment and the Kaiblooey cleaning solvent that degreases and sanitizes better than anything else on the market.”